h0wwl:

“Harry Potter isn’t real” they said

“Magic is fake” they said

“What’s that green light coming out of that stick” they said

capitole:

• first 35 reblogs
• NO LIKES HOW CLEAR DO I HAVE TO BE
• mbf me
• must reach
• 3 groups of 10, 1 group of 5 favourites
• other favourites bolded
• follow backs if i like your blog

haveifoundyou-flightlessbird:

kanrose:

1612th:

mnastynastynasty:

oh my god i can’t get over this

iM FUCKIGN WHEEZING cALL LIFE ALeRT

He’s some kind of dictator right?!

Is he for real?!?

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

The Weasleys and their jumpers (Bill and Charlie excluded,sorry!) 

ohanameansfandom:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

this is great

• That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
• That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
• Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
• THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
• Can I sleep?
• If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
• You can’t pronounce THAT word?
• WHAT THE HELL
• The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
• My skin’s crawling
• Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
• You skipped a line
• LOL what was that?
• I don’t even. 

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange